Question of the Day: April 18, 2014

    Who is the handsome devil who writes the answers to these silly questions? I see his bio but I don’t believe he is who he says he is.

    - Bethany McGreen-Green in Akron, Ohio

    The guy who normally answers your completely real questions is a fellow named Max Sigurdson-Scott. He’s one of the nicest, sharpest, most clever dudes I’ve ever met and he’s been so committed to this site and just trying things out when it comes to blogging and comedy. He works his ass off as well, and he’s finally taking a little vacation for the week. So! You’re stuck with me! Matt! Sorry about that…

    Anyway, send in your questions and we’ll see how I do with the QOTD for the week!

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    Question of the Day: April 15, 2014

    My friend is a vegan. What should I make for dinner for him? I’m having like 20 people over.

    - Beverly Watkins in Cleveland, OH

    Time for a new friend.

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    Question of the Day: April 14, 2014

    In Simpsons episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    - Ira Ravine in Santa Cruz, NM

    Whenever you see an inconsistency, let’s just say it’s magic.

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    Question of the Day: April 13, 2014

    I was thinking of moving somewhere… What’s best thing about America?

    - Remi Stroulle in Punta Cana

    You can get paid more for putting a ball in a hoop than the combined annual gross salary of 60,000 Indians.

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    Question of the Day: April 12, 2014

    I was thinking of opening a gun range. Would you come if I opened one?

    - Govt of Canada

    Yeah totally one one condition. Don’t confiscate my quesadillas. Every time I go to Lone Star Gun Range near my house they confiscate my quesadilla. All I want to do is eat my quesadilla while blasting away with my gun.  Do we have a deal?

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    Question of the Day: April 11, 2014

    My friends are so vain. All they do is work out and eat amazingly well because all they care about is how they appear to others. The world needs more people like me who care about inner beauty. I hate vain people they are so shallow. Wouldn’t you agree?

    - Red Wilson in Integra

    Yeah what if they get in great shape and eat right totally for nothing? Losers.

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    Question of the Day: April 10, 2014

    I’m tired of everyone saying that I didn’t have good parenting role models and that it wasn’t my fault that I didn’t do good in school. It’s not their fault, it’s not my fault. I’m JUST NOT THAT GOOD AT MATH OKAY?

    - R.B.K. in Westlocke, Florida

    Don’t talk like that. Society needs to nurture all children and all people. That kind of negative attitude comes from exposure to the internet. It’s not your fault! Every kid is equal in every way and if you can’t do it it’s the fault of external sources.  How dare you think that way? Who did this to you?

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    Question of the Day: April 9, 2014

    Do you think all the good superheroes are taken?

    - M.L in Calgary, AB

    No. What about CAPStain America who just runs around yelling?

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    Question of the Day: April 8, 2014

    What’s the best part about groin rash?

    – Dr. Wesley Snipes (not the actor) in Birmingham

    When your boss shows and tells you about his.

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    Question of the Day: April 6, 2014

    Did you hear about what Justin Trudeau did? And in front of children no less? Disgusting.

    - Bethany Bernard in Toronto

    I may be serving 25 to life for murdering my family, but what Trudeau did the other day was inexcusable. How could he swear? I am definitely going to cast my ballot in a different direction next elections. Some things people do make me sick.

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