Question of the Day: April 22, 2014

    Hey!

    I’m looking into buying a new car. Any tips?

    Frank White – Las Vegas, Nevada

    Honestly, the best advice I could offer would sounds something like “be an asshole”. They’re going to be assholes, you can be an asshole. They’re not there to make friends and neither are you. The new-car buying dance is a strange one, actually, car buying in general is strange. Immediately you are at conflict. You want a low price. They want a high price. Ultimately, if you’re not sending the guy to the manager’s office for the second time asking for a lower price and feeling like a jerk, you’re not doing it right.

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    Question of the Day: April 21, 2014

    When do you think this nanotechnology thing is going to happen?

    Mike Berg – Edmonton, Alberta

    Haven’t you ever heard of google?

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    Question of the Day: April 20, 2014

    I’m planning my vacation and I keep hearing that it’s a great idea to pee on a jellyfish sting. Is there any truth to this?

    Maxwell Sigurdson-Scott – Vacation

    Max, you’re on vacation! You should leave ItIsSoChoice.com at home! I have a question for you though! Why don’t people just use Google for these questions?

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    Question of the Day: April 19, 2014

    Gravity is a terrible movie. I’m only 20 mins in, after VODing this, and I can’t do it anymore. It sucks so goddamn bad and all the dialogue sounds like it’s being spoken to a metronome. Also, long ass shots aren’t impressive if the whole movie was made inside a computer. Why does everyone like this movie?

    Tyler Provincial – Edmonton, Alberta

    Have you ever seen High Fidelity?

    Cinematic Idiot

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    Question of the Day: April 18, 2014

    Hello,

    I am the gentleman in this video outside the Toronto Eaton Centre which was CLOSED when it SHOULD have been OPEN.

    I’ve been trying to have the video removed without any luck. Can you help me?

    Bob Renaue – Toronto, Ontario

    Yeah, don’t talk to me.

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    Question of the Day: April 17, 2014

    Why does it seem that every product advertised on the internet seems to involve “one weird trick” or “dentists hate her!”?

    - Frank Jamesco in Culver City, California

    Frank! Don’t you understand? The internet is all about knowledge and the free flow of ideas. But, like a drug dealer, it’s all about getting you hooked on information and then charging you for more. Just wait, Wikipedia will have a monthly subscription fee in about 3 years. But now that you’re fully addicted to the sweet teet of fine websites like Buzzfeed , The Chive and It Is So Choice, advertisers know you want more. So they dangle these enticing bits of information as though it’s some secret that a very select few know. It’s marketing 101.

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    Question of the Day: April 16, 2014

    Who is the handsome devil who writes the answers to these silly questions? I see his bio but I don’t believe he is who he says he is.

    - Bethany McGreen-Green in Akron, Ohio

    The guy who normally answers your completely real questions is a fellow named Max Sigurdson-Scott. He’s one of the nicest, sharpest, most clever dudes I’ve ever met and he’s been so committed to this site and just trying things out when it comes to blogging and comedy. He works his ass off as well, and he’s finally taking a little vacation for the week. So! You’re stuck with me! Matt! Sorry about that…

    Anyway, send in your questions and we’ll see how I do with the QOTD for the week!

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    Question of the Day: April 15, 2014

    My friend is a vegan. What should I make for dinner for him? I’m having like 20 people over.

    - Beverly Watkins in Cleveland, OH

    Time for a new friend.

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    Question of the Day: April 14, 2014

    In Simpsons episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    - Ira Ravine in Santa Cruz, NM

    Whenever you see an inconsistency, let’s just say it’s magic.

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    Question of the Day: April 13, 2014

    I was thinking of moving somewhere… What’s best thing about America?

    - Remi Stroulle in Punta Cana

    You can get paid more for putting a ball in a hoop than the combined annual gross salary of 60,000 Indians.

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